#34: the resurrection: an epic haiku of my last month

1. Upon attending an industry conference

My thoughts attending

A game conference include:

My hair is not pink.

2. Upon my startup company forming

Signatures needed,

Returned to lawyer asap.

Is this leaning in?

3. Upon visiting LA

"You up for a hike?"

I only have black clothing.

But yoga pants work...

4. Upon catching deathly ill on my return flight

Sitting in the plane,

Woman in front is coughing.

Trying not to breathe.

5. Upon being prescribed an antibiotic, narcotic cough syrup and steroid

Here I sit in bed,

Counting meds... do unicorns

Do income taxes?